The Rise Of Karen

We often fear the rise of the police state, but it is already here, and the chief enforcement officer’s name is Karen.

Just when you thought the Coronavirus snitching outbreak couldn’t get any worse, the societal virus continues to spread. Austin Mayor Steve Adler decided to channel his inner Kim Jong Un on Monday when he announced an extension of the city’s shelter-in-place orders. 

But it was the decision to urge Austinites to rat out their neighbors that raised eyebrows. As you might imagine, the Karens of the city took Adler’s exhortation to heart. 

The mayor declared that the updated version of the order, which mandated the closure of non-essential businesses and the implementation of social distancing practices, would now require residents to wear face masks when they go out in public. The new order extends the restrictions to May 8. 

According to the Mayor, the city will impose penalties against those caught in public without wearing the face coverings. These punishments could include fines of up to $1,000 and even jail time. Travis County Judge Sarah Eckhart, who was with the Mayor during the announcement, said: “There certainly will be enforcement if we do not see a community-wide embrace of social distancing and appropriate masking.” She added, “If we see really egregious violations that are threatening community health, we will certainly enforce.” 

And in case you think that these encouragements went unheeded by the freedom-loving citizens of Austin, please read some examples of the reports that were submitted to the local non-emergency website.

“3 guys not practicing social distancing.”

“2 guys on roof not practicing social distancing.”

“There is a large group of 10 or more people in my neighbor’s front yard.”

“Home Depot not requiring customers to wear face coverings per newest city/county order.”

“Ongoing basketball games, I have been noticing almost every afternoon people are violating the social distancing guidelines and playing basketball in large groups around 5pm at [a local park]”

“Two workers for DPR sitting together.”

“There is a group of people … that are being disruptive and not adhering to social distancing or stay at home orders.”

“People are not keeping social distancing of 6ft and are not wearing face coverings at Domain Central Park.”

God designed women to run a household. When we look to our ancestral past and especially beyond the pale of modern birth-control, we can surmise the average woman was meant to bear 4 to 8 children. This size of a litter would keep any woman busy from dawn to dusk. In order to keep these children well-protected and in order to form them to be socially acceptable members of their local communities requires tremendous care that could be mistaken for ruthless micromanagement. Motherhood is tremendous responsibility, which is why God put a massive amount of maternal energy into each woman to ensure she would be fit for the job.

Right now, it is a rather serious problem that the average woman is not even having two children. Furthermore, she is largely wasting a huge segment of her life that was meant to bearing children not doing so. So, what is she doing instead? I think the above examples speak for themselves.

By giving women political power and robbing them of their biological and spiritual purposes we have created an effective way to derail civilization. Since we have told women to not have kids, you can look forward to a new batch of Karens being formed in every generation.

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