Alyssa Milano Coronavirus Cure

The brilliant past-her-prime actress has a cure for the Coronavirus… just stop buying guns.

The guns that are bought today will be used in the wars of the future. In those wars, your side will lose Milano, partly because we have all of the guns. But keep trying to coach Americans like a librarian. We’ll respect your authority now just as much as we did for those bitter old ladies back in elementary school.

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